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« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2002, 08:16:45 PM »
That sucks...I\'m sorry about that man...:/ But that was hilarious...:) I guess embarassing stories usually are..hehehe...

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« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2002, 08:24:18 PM »
Damn man, it\'s almost been a year since this topic was posted.

Very funny story, though. I don\'t know how I missed it last year.

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« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2002, 08:58:35 PM »
How about my garlic fart story?  :D

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« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2002, 09:14:21 PM »
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How about my garlic fart story?  :D

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Garlic farts

Ok well.. I ate at this Italian restaurant last night called Capriciossa..

I ordered a bowl of Spaghetti.. Which just had tons of red peppers and garlic.. I ate all the garlic whole.:) yum.. I also had a ton of garlic bread.. This is not no cheap garlic bread, this is real real garlic bread.

So I woke up this morning.. And being lazy to get up, I stayed under the sheets for a while.. I just farted and I got a "GARLIC FART".... WOHOO.. It smelled exactly like garlic.. And for the past few hours, I\'ve been farting garlic smells.... ooooo.. I can\'t wait till I head to the crapper.. I\'ll have GARLIC POO. yum.


 


This one? I looked all over for it just for you. :p

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« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2002, 09:21:31 PM »
OH HELL YEAH. :laughing:

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« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2002, 11:29:39 PM »
heh i think this has been resurected twice now :p

once in oct and now

oh well its still funny
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« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2002, 03:04:22 PM »
Holy crap :laughing: I remember when this was first resurrected. I was laughing so hard that I was literally on the floor. To tell the truth, I was going to resurrect this thread. I wasn\'t sure if I should or not. Seriously.
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« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2002, 07:32:37 PM »
it\'s just as funny the second time around :), ahhh the memory\'s of the early forums bring a tear to my eye :)
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« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2002, 04:25:37 AM »
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« Reply #39 on: May 07, 2002, 09:55:55 AM »
Oohh.....one of my first posts in Off Topic!

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I need to come up with another one I had in the office. :p
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« Reply #40 on: May 07, 2002, 10:17:54 AM »
Gman, this is going to go down as one of the coolest threads ever in my book man. I know its old but hell, just spending the last couple minutes reading it made me laugh out loud. Now that I have the attention of my boss though I had better take a leave to the bathroom so I look a bit less suspicious. :D
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« Reply #41 on: May 07, 2002, 10:29:59 AM »
project....a couple months ago, I was with my girlfriend playing a video game while she read a book. My dog was right next to me, sleeping.

I think I was playing Dynasty Warriors 3.

And then my dog wakes up and smells his butt. And then he looks at me for a second. He whines. Then leaves.

Then the smell hits my nostrils, nearly made me pass out. My girlfriend shuts her book and says "YOU ARE SO RUDE!"

And she leaves in a huff.

My dog rocky comes back with a leash in his mouth.

Damn dog made me look like I farted! :mad:

Up to now, my girlfriend still doesn\'t believe it was the dog.
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« Reply #42 on: May 07, 2002, 10:40:55 AM »
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project....a couple months ago, I was with my girlfriend playing a video game while she read a book. My dog was right next to me, sleeping.

I think I was playing Dynasty Warriors 3.

And then my dog wakes up and smells his butt. And then he looks at me for a second. He whines. Then leaves.

Then the smell hits my nostrils, nearly made me pass out. My girlfriend shuts her book and says "YOU ARE SO RUDE!"

And she leaves in a huff.

My dog rocky comes back with a leash in his mouth.

Damn dog made me look like I farted! :mad:

Up to now, my girlfriend still doesn\'t believe it was the dog.


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It’s too bad your lady don’t like to express herself in the ways of flatulation. My wife and I have spent days were we both just fart to try and out do one another. I have fun with her like that and when the day is over, we go for a walk to let the house air out a bit. D*mn those are great times.
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« Reply #43 on: May 07, 2002, 10:43:13 AM »
She doesn\'t mind odorless farts.

It\'s the nasty nose wrenching kind that gets to her. :p
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« Reply #44 on: May 07, 2002, 10:47:11 AM »
I guess anybody would rather smell the ones that have little odor to them but what’s the fun in those? I say that if you can hardly smell it…eat more beans or broccoli or onions or something. If your gonna fart, you might as well burn a few nose hairs doing it right?:D
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