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I\'d Sell My Soul For An X-box
« on: December 15, 2000, 09:45:41 PM »


YES MASTER I WILL OBEY!!!

I\'m getting anxious for the X-box to come out... I was against it at first, but now after all the debating, I\'m not only curious, I\'m convinced.  Sign me up, I\'m in league with the devil. I\'m a.... *sob*... X-box fanboy.

If anyone wants to join me in my covenent with lucifer you must sacrifice an APPLE COMPUTER or a copy of NETSCAPE and repeat: "Billgateseo Domino" three times... then watch MSNBC for 24 hours.

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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2000, 09:57:51 PM »
I think netscape is out of the "little guy" catagory and MS owns a good portion of that apple so you will have to prove yourself some other way ;)

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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2000, 09:59:05 PM »
For what does it profit a man to gain an entire Xbox and to lose his soul?

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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2000, 10:05:04 PM »
That Satan/Bill pic is going to give me nightmares.
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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2000, 10:12:33 PM »
Yep its true...MSNBC recordings if you play it backwards you can hear the Satan speaks.

Its scary...its frightening...i swear i won\'t open that tempting /soul pulling cult show.

At night when you sleep your tv suddenly switch on to MSNBC channel..." I CAN SEE DEAD PEOPLE "...including satans....

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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2000, 02:12:09 AM »
When I saw the topic-line of this thread I thought this is just another thread babbling about how good is X-box :)

Well, don\'t go into that.

I hope Bill Gates doesn\'t see this :)

But whole point of this thread goes little over me... ;)
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« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2000, 09:31:03 AM »
Shawnanimal:

I\'ve been thinking of joining your cult and serve the 666 Lord .Do i have to draw a Pentagram or something to sacrifice the APPLE pc?Is windows 98 the gates to hell?

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« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2000, 10:22:13 AM »
Demon, I command by the name of Jesus Christ, leave this man\'s body at once! *squirts holy water at him*

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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2000, 10:24:48 AM »
No, not really, each WIN 98 is a window to hell. Freaky. "Goblins and demons crawl in through Windows, keep them closed..."

Instead of sacrificing a pricey Apple PC, couldn\'t you sacrifice an Apple Pie, they spell almost identically. *tired*

That pic just oozes od eeeeevillll... *shiver* :p
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