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Offline Jumpman

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« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2006, 07:50:55 PM »
For some reason I thought it was Swifty who actually posted the topic. Freakin confusing!

And Unicorn, Bob likes it deep.
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« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2006, 08:39:33 PM »
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:lmao:

Too funny man. Where did you find that pic?
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« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2006, 11:14:18 AM »
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God damn, you\'re stupid.

Not as much as you are

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« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2006, 11:52:38 AM »
Say what the hell you want, but my best lovers have been older then me.

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« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2006, 01:58:47 PM »
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Who is she anyway

someone\'s mommy...  heh...... (cough) vapor (cough) \'s
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« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2006, 04:44:27 PM »
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And Unicorn, Bob likes it deep.

That was so kind of you to share your experience between you and Bob with us but that wasnt necessary. Keep them for yourself next time
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« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2006, 05:20:05 PM »
You\'re just filled with witty and original comebacks aren\'t you?

You\'re like the Pillsburry Doughboy, poke you in the belly and another classic response comes out.

LET\'S HEAR ANOTHER ONE DOUGHBOY.
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« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2006, 06:11:03 PM »
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Say what the hell you want, but my best lovers have been older then me.


I wouldn\'t mind fucking a 30 year old or even 25 year old. I\'m just curious. They have experience, unless its some Bible thumping fundamentalist in the south ;) I\'d find that out before I try to lay her :)
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« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2006, 01:17:14 AM »
SEXY.

Swifdi, not his mother.

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« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2006, 03:46:17 AM »
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You\'re just filled with witty and original comebacks aren\'t you?

You\'re like the Pillsburry Doughboy, poke you in the belly and another classic response comes out.

LET\'S HEAR ANOTHER ONE DOUGHBOY.


Thats because you arent original enough either. You get what you give

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« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2006, 04:09:14 AM »
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I wouldn\'t mind fucking a 30 year old or even 25 year old. I\'m just curious. They have experience, unless its some Bible thumping fundamentalist in the south ;) I\'d find that out before I try to lay her :)


I hate to add to any anxiety you may or may not have, but most women want to play student, not teacher. Even if they are "experienced".

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« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2006, 07:10:34 AM »
Titan , when i was 23 i was with a woman who was 42.  And i gotta tell you she taught me stuff i dont think even had names yet. But i learned how to please a woman.

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« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2006, 08:14:31 AM »
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Titan , when i was 23 i was with a woman who was 42.  And i gotta tell you she taught me stuff i dont think even had names yet. But i learned how to please a woman.


Holy shit. Yeah, that would be sweet if I could do something like that.
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« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2006, 09:20:38 AM »
i wouldn\'t mind nailing an older chick.... you know, other than di\'s mother
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« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2006, 09:32:26 AM »
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Holy shit. Yeah, that would be sweet if I could do something like that.


You must crawl before you walk, grasshopper.. Basically, lose your virginity first.