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Offline G-R

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« on: December 02, 2000, 02:55:57 PM »
What if our hands worked the other way? If the fingers bent outward not in ward.

What if we drunk from our ears?

What if we slept under the matress of our beds?

What if we ate from our belly buttons?

What if our knees worked the other way?

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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2000, 02:58:16 PM »
Things would be very different
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2000, 10:44:18 PM »
What if our heads really could spin totally around?
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2000, 10:56:26 PM »
And what if we ate off our forks and knives and used the plates to eat with?

And if our elbows worked the other way?

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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2000, 11:38:15 PM »
what if Men gave birth instead of women?

what if we had legs on out head, where would our pants go?

what if we all looked like Michael Jackson?

what if cheese smelt like steering wheels?

what if Camels had two heads?

what if cigarettes causes people to grow extra feet?

what if trees grew upside down?

what if we are just asleep and having a dream?

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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2000, 02:05:29 AM »
That\'s another one bob, What if plants grew inward, with the roots coming out of the ground?

And what if the world was inside, so we lived on the inside of the earth, not in the ground, but rather living inside a sphere

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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2000, 08:28:24 AM »
what if universe is small?

what if I\'m stupid?

what if TV would play only sound?

what if Radio would show picture?

what if Hitler wouldn\'t have never born?

what if we aren\'t humans?

what if I\'m out of ideas?

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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2000, 08:34:28 AM »
What if are penis was on are forehead?
What if men had there time of the month?
What if there were no women?
What if who knows.

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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2000, 09:21:50 AM »
What if you all stop droping acid.
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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2000, 09:57:54 PM »
What if you all stop doping?
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2004, 11:15:35 AM »
What if I never brought this thread back from the depths of our database?
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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2004, 11:37:19 AM »
what if spudz mother didn\'t drink heavily while prego?

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« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2004, 11:50:02 AM »
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what if spudz mother didn\'t drink heavily while prego?


And what if theomen impregnated her in the first place ?
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« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2004, 11:55:10 AM »
What if the whole process of digestion was reversed?
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« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2004, 11:58:40 AM »
What if Darth Joyda cleaned the toothpaste off of his mirror before taking his own picture?

What if the psx2central.com website was working again?

What if we are all really just one person typing under different names just to fake YOU out?
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